Take this simple test and find out for sure...

1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:

a. One

b. Almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage you:

a. Toss your keys jauntily to the attendant

b. Hand your keys over politely

3. You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed:

a. Sexy

b. Gross

4. At the doctor's, a common request would be:

a. "Cough."

b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"

5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:

a. One cup

b. Two cups

6. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:

a. Nothing

b. "Do I look fat?"

7. You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:

a. Sports legend

b. Tramp

8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:

a. 35

b. 14

9. When you hear the words "hand wash", the first thing that comes to your mind is:

a. Your car

b. Panty hose

10. It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a . 311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are:

a. Too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question

b. Daydreaming 11. Your idea of basic pump is:

a. An athletic shoe made by Nike

b. A heeled shoe sold at Humanics

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:

a. Give

b. Get

SCORING

a = 1 point b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to giving blow-jobs to a president someday.